Funny riddle

What word is spelled incorrectly in every single dictionary on Earth?

Incorrectly. The word 'incorrectly' is spelled precisely as I-N-C-O-R-R-E-C-T-L-Y, which matches its literal meaning.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

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