I wear a wooden cap, I have a graphite spine, and I love leaving my mark, but I am constantly losing my head. What am I?
A pencil
Pencils have wooden casings and graphite leads, and when you use an eraser, you are technically 'losing your head' or wearing it down.
About this riddle
Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.
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