I walk around all day wearing heavy leather shoes, but I never take a single step or go outside. What am I?
A horse
Horses wear horseshoes made of metal or leather, but the riddle uses wordplay: horses don't walk with human shoes, though they wear 'shoes'. Wait, horseshoes are metal. Let's make it simpler: horses wear shoes (hooves/horseshoes) and stand all day.
About this riddle
Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.
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