I have a loud voice, a bad attitude, and I scream at you every single morning until you violently slap my head to make me shut up.
An alarm clock
Alarm clocks make loud noises in the morning and require you to hit the snooze button (slap them) to silence them.
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Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.
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