Funny riddle

What runs all day long across your house without ever taking a single step, yet it never gets tired or leaves the wall?

A clock. A clock has 'running' hands that move continuously in circles on a wall without moving its own position.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Easy. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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