Funny riddle

I live inside a dark cage, beat myself against bars constantly, and the moment I stop, you die. What am I?

Your heart. The heart beats inside the ribcage (cage) and pumps blood to keep you alive.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

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