Funny riddle

I am born in a forest, raised in a smoky house, and when I am finally set free, I love to dance on your table. What am I?

A wooden match. It comes from a tree (forest), is manufactured in a factory (smoky house), and when lit, the flame 'dances'.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

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