What has an endless supply of words, loves to gossip, speaks every language fluently, but never actually has an original thought?
A dictionary
A dictionary contains thousands of words and definitions gathered from various languages, but it just lists them rather than thinking.
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Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.
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