I have a heavy metal heart and a plastic skin. If you squeeze my throat, I will happily squirt white liquid all over your artwork.
A tube of acrylic paint or correction fluid
Paint tubes have a metal crimp at the base (heart) and a plastic body, and squeezing them dispenses the liquid pigment.
About this riddle
Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.
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