I get paid to sit down on the job all day, yet everyone calls me a total chair potato. What am I?
An office chair
It is literally built for sitting and stays in place all day.
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Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.
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