Funny riddle

I have an eye, but I am completely blind. I have a sharp point, but I wouldn't hurt a fly unless you thread me terribly. What am I?

A sewing needle. A needle has an eye for thread and a sharp point for piercing fabric.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

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