Funny riddle

What has a floor, a ceiling, four walls, and a roof, but is completely empty inside until you move your furniture in?

A house. A house is a constructed building with architectural boundaries, waiting for interior furnishings.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Easy. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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