I have a tiny, shiny silver tongue, but I cannot speak a single word. Yet, whenever I go to work, papers magically stick together.
A stapler
The metal piece inside a stapler that folds the wire is sometimes metaphorically called a tongue, and it binds papers together.
About this riddle
Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.
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