Funny riddle

I am completely bald, have a shiny glass head, and I stand on one leg all day while screaming the exact same temperature over and over.

A thermometer. A traditional glass thermometer has a bulb at the bottom, is slender like a leg, and displays numerical temperature readings.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

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