I wear a tuxedo all day, but I've never attended a wedding. I spend my life sliding on my belly and I have a terrible sense of direction. What am I?
A penguin
Penguins naturally look like they are wearing black-and-white tuxedos, move by sliding on ice, and frequently get lost on land.
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