Funny riddle

What gets sharper the more you use it, yet stays completely dull?

Your wit. While physical objects like knives get dull with use, human wit, humor, and intelligence become sharper through practice.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Hard. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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