Funny riddle

I have a shiny silver body, a very sharp tongue, and I love digging into dirt all afternoon. What am I?

A garden shovel. A shovel has a metal blade (tongue/body) used for digging in the dirt.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

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