Funny riddle

I can run forever but never walk. I have a rushing bed, but I never sleep. What am I?

A river. A river flows continuously (running) and has a riverbed, but never rests.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Medium. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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