Funny riddle

What gets sharper the more you use it, but refuses to cut anything?

Your wit. Mental sharpness increases with practice, but it's a cognitive trait, not a physical blade.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Hard. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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