Funny riddle

I am an instrument filled with keys, but I make no sound at all until someone pushes my buttons. What am I?

A typewriter. Typewriters have keys that strike the paper when pressed, making noise only then.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Medium. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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