I spend all day running around the track, yet I never move an inch from where I started. What am I?
A running track itself, or a clock's second hand
A clock's hands constantly run around a circular track (the clock face) and always return to the start.
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Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.
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