Funny riddle

The more of me you take away, the larger and heavier I become. What am I?

A hole. If you dig dirt out of the ground to make a hole, removing material actually expands the size and depth of the hole.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Easy. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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