Funny riddle

What has an infinite number of pages, but has never told a story or shared a secret?

A calendar. A calendar has a page for every single day of the year, but lists dates instead of storytelling.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Medium. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

I have a thick spine and hundreds of pages, but I cannot read a single word. What am I?

I wear a wooden suit, carry a graphite skeleton, and leave my dark thoughts all over the table. What am I?

I get shorter the older I get, and I sweat when I'm stressed by the wind. What am I?

I go up when the rain comes down, I love to pop under pressure, and if you let go of my string, I will abandon you forever.

What has a neck, but completely lacks a head?

What goes up when the spring rain comes down?