Funny riddle

I have a massive neck, a tiny head, and no body at all, yet I spend all day drinking through a straw. What am I?

A bottle. A bottle has a long neck, a narrow top opening, and contains liquid that is typically consumed via a straw.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

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