Funny riddle

I have teeth, but I cannot chew your food. I help you tame your messy hair every morning, but I never get a single haircut. What am I?

A hair comb. A comb has rows of 'teeth' designed to untangle hair, but it has no mouth or hair of its own.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Easy. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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