I whisper secrets to you in complete darkness, and I disappear the moment you turn on the lights. What am I?
A dream
Dreams occur while you are sleeping in the dark, and they usually vanish from memory once you wake up and turn on the lights.
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Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.
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