Funny riddle

Strip off my outer skin and I won't cry, but I will definitely make you weep. What am I?

An onion. Peeling an onion releases sulfur compounds that irritate human eyes, causing tears.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

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