Funny riddle

I have four legs and a flat back, but I cannot walk, run, or jump. Everyone loves to sit on me after a long day. What am I?

A chair. A chair has four legs and a seat (flat back/surface) designed for sitting rather than movement.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

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