Funny riddle

I spend all day running away from your feet, yet I am expected to follow you into every stinky bathroom. What am I?

Your shadow. Your shadow always stays ahead of you or trails you depending on the light source, moving wherever you walk, including public restrooms.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Easy. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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