Funny riddle

I have 88 keys, but I cannot unlock a single door, start a car, or open a treasure chest. What am I?

A piano. A piano keyboard consists of 88 musical keys.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Easy. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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