Funny riddle

I have four legs and a flat back, but if you put a plate on me, I will never eat a single bite.

A dining table. Tables have four legs and a top surface used to hold plates, but they cannot eat.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

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