I have zero wings, yet I love to fly. I have zero lungs, yet I love to breathe. I scream when I am born and lie quietly when I die. What am I?
A kite
Kites 'fly' in the wind, catch the breeze ('breathe'), make a whistling sound when launched, and lie flat when packed away.
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