Funny riddle

I am so fragile that simply saying my name out loud causes me to vanish completely. What am I?

Silence. The moment you speak the word 'silence', you break it, making it disappear.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Hard. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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