Funny riddle

I have thousands of shining eyes, but I am entirely blind. I dance in the dark every single night. What am I?

The night sky with stars. The stars are metaphorically described as shining eyes lighting up the night.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Hard. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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