I lose my head in the morning, but I get it back at night. I can stand all day without legs, and I always sleep on the job. What am I?
A pillow
You put your head 'on' a pillow, meaning the pillow loses its 'head' metaphorically. It stands upright against a headboard all day and is used exclusively for sleeping.
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