Funny riddle

I am a shape-shifter that loves the sun. The longer I stare at you, the taller I get, until I vanish into the dark. What am I?

A shadow. Shadows change shape and length depending on the position of the sun, and disappear in the dark.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

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