Funny riddle

What has to be completely broken before you can taste what is hidden inside, yet it never makes a sound when it happens?

Silence. A play on expectations—breaking the silence allows you to speak, hear, or enjoy the moment.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Hard. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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I have keys but open no locks. I have space but no empty lots. You can enter me, but you can't step inside. What am I?

The more of me you take away from a giant pile, the larger and more massive the pile instantly becomes. What am I?

I have teeth sharper than a shark's, but I only eat paper, and I scream every time I take a bite.

I have a loud voice, a bad attitude, and I scream at you every single morning until you violently slap my head to make me shut up.