Funny riddle

I wear a sharp suit all day, but I never get to go to any meetings. What am I?

A pencil. A wooden pencil has a 'lead suit' and a sharp point, but spends its life in a pencil case or on a desk.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Easy. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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