Funny riddle

I whisper secrets when you are alone, but the moment you repeat them, I vanish completely. What am I?

A secret. Saying a secret out loud means you are no longer keeping it, so it ceases to be a secret.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Easy. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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