I have teeth sharper than a shark, but I never bite anyone. Instead, I spend all day shaving wood down to dust. What am I?

I have zero wings, yet I can easily fly across the entire room. I have zero bones, yet I leave a nasty red mark when I land. What am I?

I have an eye, but I am completely blind. I have a long, sharp tongue, but I never speak a word. What am I?

I have two legs, but I cannot walk. I have a flat seat, but I cannot drive. What am I?

I sleep with my shoes on, I have a wooden body, and if you kick me, I make a loud hollow sound. What am I?

I have a massive bed, but I never get to sleep. I love to run all day, but I never go anywhere. What am I?

I have a soft, fluffy tail, I love hoarding garbage in your attic, and I think your expensive electrical wires are a delicious gourmet snack. What am I?