Funny riddle

I sleep with my shoes on, I have a wooden body, and if you kick me, I make a loud hollow sound. What am I?

A bowling pin. Bowling pins have a rounded base (sometimes called a shoe/base), a wooden core, and make a distinct sound when struck.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Hard. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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