Funny riddle

I have an extensive network of tracks and I run day and night, but I never leave the station. What am I?

A computer hard drive. A hard drive uses magnetic tracks to read and write data continuously while remaining fixed inside the computer.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

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