Funny riddle

I have a neck, but I have no head. I usually wear a cap, but I never go outside. What am I?

A bottle. A bottle has a neck, no head, and is capped shut.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Easy. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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