I have two hands, a round face, and I tell everyone your secrets in a loud tick, but I never speak a single word. What am I?
A clock
Clocks have hands and a face, and they 'tick' loudly, marking the passage of time without using spoken language.
About this riddle
Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.
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