I have an expensive education, wear a fancy hat, and my only job is to get smashed by strangers on a weekend.
A piñata
Piñatas are often decorated like graduates or characters (expensive education/hat) and are broken open at parties.
About this riddle
Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.
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