I have no voice, yet I can tell you a million secrets about the past, present, and future if you just open me up. What am I?
A book
Books hold written stories, knowledge, and secrets that are revealed to the reader.
About this riddle
Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.
Difficulty: Easy. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.
More funny riddles
I go up when the rain comes down, and I collapse in defeat the moment the sun shows its face. What am I?
I have an alarm clock that I never set, yet I wake up every single morning feeling like I was hit by a truck. What am I?
I spend all day hiding inside a tiny plastic cave, waiting for you to shove me headfirst into a glowing screen just to watch me push your buttons. What am I?
I have one head, one foot, and four legs, but I never walk anywhere. What am I?
I have a bed, but I never sleep. I have a running current, but I am not an electrical appliance. What am I?
I stand tall in the morning wearing a sharp suit, spend all day getting stepped on, and end the night face-down in the hallway. What am I?