Funny riddle

I have a spine, but I have no bones, no muscles, and no brain to help me think. What am I?

A book. Books have a structural spine along the binding, but they are made of paper and cardboard.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Easy. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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