Funny riddle

I have a tongue, but I cannot taste your food. I have a pair of wings, but I cannot fly away. What am I?

A shoe. Shoes have a 'tongue' (the flap under the laces) and 'wings' (the side eyelet tabs).

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

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