Funny riddle

I go up when the rain comes down, and I go down when the sun comes out. What am I?

An umbrella. You open (raise) an umbrella when it rains, and you close (lower) it when the weather clears up.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Easy. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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