Funny riddle

I have a tiny wooden body, a strip of volcanic glass on my side, and I love playing with matches behind your back. What am I?

A matchbox. Matchboxes are made of thin wood/cardboard and have a striking strip on the side.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

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